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Atavistic Viking

"Art thou a witch, viva espana?"

Name:
Melya the Brave
Birthdate:
21 September 1982
Location:
Chesterfield
External Services:
  • winterfield@livejournal.com
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. -Terry Pratchett


Female. Mid-to-late twenties. 1 cat, 1 husband, 2 dogs. Nearly insatiable book habit. In disguise as an accountant, currently. Semi-tamed, semi-educated, likes steak rare, whiskey with tonic, and silverware shiny. Collects antiques, pens, odd bits of papercraft, and rocks. Makes excellent roast chicken. Thinks occasional yelling is good for the lungs. Oppressively optimistic.

Sterling reviews!!
"Unfortunately so independent no man will want her." -Grandmother

"She's a great friend if you can get past the obsession with shiny objects and the tendency to scribble in notebooks while glancing furtively about." -Jason S.

"A good skiier but can't play tennis to save her life." -Laura P.

"Completely charming, if you think rabid eagles with machine guns are charming." -Jim M.

"She's obsessed with Vladimir Putin! I can't believe it. It must have been when she went to live in Canada, we sent her there a proper American and they did something Communist to her. I'll never trust a Canadian again. They're an evil that never sleeps." -Auntie Cee.

"Remember that one time that we were at that graveyard and that funky stuff happened and she laughed like, forever, and we all thought she was INSANE and it turned out to be barbed wire? HELLZ YEAH!" -Anita B.

"FOUR STARS if you need someone to entertain your boyfriend for two hours by talking World of Warcraft. Just remain within earshot and make sure she doesn't start talking about what a great guild she has." -Michelle H.

"If you invite her over you'd better hide your husband first. Otherwise she'll be on him like a Roc on an elephant, and when you finally get him back 3 days later (after finding him lost and stunned on a back road) he won't be housebroken anymore." -Chris C.

"She's nice and kind and sweetly funny and the only reason I'm writing this is because I'm terribly, terribly afraid." -Lisa V.

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
- Terry Pratchett

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